slashed seat affairs

I am a person. I am on Earth. I have needs, such as food and much sleep. I have many others, some vague and hard to determine, some specific, some stupid and some pointless. I enjoy some things and dislike others. Music is one I enjoy. Waiting for public transport is one I don't. Just like the rest of us, I am essentially a slight variation of a common theme; the same as the rest of us but with slight alterations. I don't pretend I work any better that the rest of you. But I'd like to think I'm not too much worse either. This is as detailed as I can be, as I'm not really sure who I am. You would probably know more about that that I would.